From the "Good Fucking Grief" files

It's shit like this that makes me doubt any hope for humanity.

Iowa Family Finds Snake Head in Can of Beans

An Iowa family filed a lawsuit seeking damages over a snake head they claim to have found in a can of green beans.

Amy Schneider said she found the head when she opened the can of green beans on March 24, 2006. It was about the size of a golf ball, she said.

"It was ... yuck, it was really yuck," she said. "It was gross."

She said Lakeside Foods offered her some coupons when she complained.

It doesn't appear she actually ate any of the can's contents. And she deserves something more than coupons... why? Ms. Schneider, at BEST you can claim you're out perhaps a dollar for that can of green beans, plus perhaps a dollar for every other can of green beans in your pantry you now can't bring yourself to eat, and THAT'S being generous. But suing for mental anguish because you saw a snake head?

Grow the fuck up, you pantywaist.